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| thumbstruck |
Posted - 04/20/2011 : 04:03:47 AM
Any yufela get any ideas about da "maturation process" an' da attendant wisdom you guys wen pick up? I know dat Ed an' Peter M get tee shirts commemorating dea advanced akamai-ness. Slipry1 get some pointers too. Here's one of my observations:
You know you're mature when the ear in your ears turns gray. |
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| rendesvous1840 |
Posted - 04/25/2011 : 08:56:28 AM
I never said nothing in Japanese, only the butchered American version of English. I was born and raised in Ohio, which means something completely different in Japanese. But the Governor said no when I asked to have the State of Ohio renamed. (Personally, I think he just didn't like the name Dogpatch, which I suggested.)
UNKO Paul |
| wcerto |
Posted - 04/25/2011 : 04:15:37 AM
And besides which, it ws NOT Hi`ilawe, I'll have you know. It was "He`eia". |
| Momi |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 8:04:29 PM
If only kāne futted, wāhine would be really bloated.
"Unko" Paul means something COMPLETELY different in Japanese. Also related to bathroom humor. "Anko" Paul would mean Avuncular Paul in red bean paste.
The "evolution" of this discussion into humor that the average five-year-old would find funny may or may not be a commentary on the "maturation process" Thumbstruck was talking about at the start of this thread. |
| Retro |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 6:18:13 PM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarded
Try share with us about da time you tooted "Hi'ilawe" for him.
Should be in one of Wanda's weekly YouTube roundups, yeah? |
| thumbstruck |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 06:44:03 AM
Da state of humanity is such dat da aforementioned meeting would become one international fut contes'. Bumbye some of da delegates would bring special kine food fo build up dea potential. Accusations about da manipulation of da sound system would cause misunderstandings. Peepo wit troubled lower tracks would be catapulted to national hero status. Time to inves' in bean an' cabbage futures. |
| Retro |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 06:27:26 AM
Most politicians are inured to it, cause they spend so much time futtin' around already. |
| ypochris |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 04:04:32 AM
Onli kanes take da blame, you mean... |
| wcerto |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 03:08:58 AM
Oni kanes make da noise. |
| Peter Medeiros |
Posted - 04/23/2011 : 11:41:28 PM
Bradda Ed,
You so right on wid Putin anden Akihito. Everybody futs anden denies it, blames da udda guy anden bus out laffing. Dat is so deep -- da fut is da key to world peace. . We should put you up foa won Nobel Peace Prize. Imagine da universal puhiu bringing world peace. Oni you coulda tot of dat bradda. Congrats! |
| thumbstruck |
Posted - 04/23/2011 : 03:33:30 AM
Oh, THAT one hand clapping! The universal joke that transcends class, language, and culture (even da high makamaka stay bussup in private). |
| slipry1 |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 9:58:08 PM
Ah, so!! We move from old futs to dirty old men!!???!!!..... |
| Momi |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 5:40:19 PM
"Futless" is the unenviable state of not being surrounded by those blessed with the wisdom of their years and experiences. Clearly, this has never happened to Guitarded.
And as for the sound of one hand clapping - I've heard Retro do it. Ask him about it next time you see him.
(PS - Wanda - my yoga class sounds like rice krispies in milk when we kneel for certain poses. I don't just crack my knees - my shoulders and hips too. Aisus.) |
| Retro |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 3:04:27 PM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarded
What is da sound of one hand clapping?
Great disappointment, for a performer.
You might even say ... (wait for it...)
... it bites. |
| thumbstruck |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 2:59:41 PM
One hand can clap, but not too loud. If an accordion falls in the woods, does anyone care? |
| Retro |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 09:55:53 AM
quote:
Originally posted by guitarded
... da old fut's friend, AARP.
"AARP" is the sound of an old dog's bark.
Which is worse than its bite.
Which takes the punning full circle. (Thank you ... thank you ... I'll be here all week ... be sure to tip your waitstaff ...) |
