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slipry1 |
Posted - 04/18/2011 : 10:54:15 AM GAAAHHH! No can remembah! Wan senior moment, yeah? What's the name of the song with "Oh, Nevermind" in ths chorus? |
15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
noeau |
Posted - 04/20/2011 : 10:06:25 AM Das why I play Heavy Mental Music wit altered tunings that match altered minds. |
slipry1 |
Posted - 04/20/2011 : 10:05:20 AM Oh, nevermind! |
slipry1 |
Posted - 04/20/2011 : 10:04:41 AM quote: Originally posted by thumbstruck
Because of da maturation process, ours brains come stuffed wit useless junks (remember all da cigarette ads from TV? What good dey doing you now?) To make the desired synapse jump, one must hurdle the mass of junks and unimportant stuffs. Talk about "mental gymnastics"!
AHA! So THAT's the source of Aldrich's Encyclopedia of Worthless Information! |
slipry1 |
Posted - 04/20/2011 : 10:03:03 AM quote: Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
E Kori, I get won old podagee cure for da mental gymnastics, go use yoa eyebrows fo pump up your brain. You know dakine eyebrow move wen you like show da wahine you interested, az da won yeah. If you oni use won eye brow going take too long fo go fix yo brain. Mobetta you go use two eyebrows going be twice az fas. Guaranz goin werk, but no go doem in front of anybody bumbye dey goin tink you nuts. Mobetta if you go doem in da dark.
The uvula is the tail of the brain. When your mind is boggled, your uvula wiggles, and your voice gets all quavery. So - when you want to tell someone something amazing say "Open da mouth", and watch it wiggle.
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thumbstruck |
Posted - 04/20/2011 : 09:28:00 AM If you can get the world to accept you as an eccentric, they will cut you more slack. |
Retro |
Posted - 04/20/2011 : 06:18:28 AM quote: Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
... bumbye dey goin tink you nuts.
Too late. That's one of his best qualities. |
thumbstruck |
Posted - 04/20/2011 : 03:58:22 AM In da dark or wen I stay waiting at one stop light, dat way no wase time. |
Peter Medeiros |
Posted - 04/19/2011 : 9:38:37 PM E Kori, I get won old podagee cure for da mental gymnastics, go use yoa eyebrows fo pump up your brain. You know dakine eyebrow move wen you like show da wahine you interested, az da won yeah. If you oni use won eye brow going take too long fo go fix yo brain. Mobetta you go use two eyebrows going be twice az fas. Guaranz goin werk, but no go doem in front of anybody bumbye dey goin tink you nuts. Mobetta if you go doem in da dark. |
sirduke58 |
Posted - 04/19/2011 : 5:51:32 PM quote: originally posted by peter medeiros
Butchuno, according to won t shirt I wen see "Ol futs rule."
Eh Professah,one noddah good saying fo' one t-shirt cood be "Ol futs mo' miko"  |
Peter Medeiros |
Posted - 04/19/2011 : 4:55:28 PM quote: Originally posted by guitarded
Chee wat is dis, da geriatrics tread? You guys sound like one bunch of old futs. 
Yeah guaranz alla da guys on dis tred are ol futs, I noem all. Butchuno, according to won t shirt I wen see "Ol futs rule." |
thumbstruck |
Posted - 04/19/2011 : 3:05:46 PM Because of da maturation process, ours brains come stuffed wit useless junks (remember all da cigarette ads from TV? What good dey doing you now?) To make the desired synapse jump, one must hurdle the mass of junks and unimportant stuffs. Talk about "mental gymnastics"! |
noeau |
Posted - 04/19/2011 : 2:23:08 PM E sometime I forget the words when I playing um on stage. brah you not alone. |
slipry1 |
Posted - 04/19/2011 : 10:59:44 AM quote: Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
Jack, you're not that bad. It's Kaula `Ili. PM
Yeah, I play him all da time, yeah? It is beautiful on the steel guitar. They've been playing it a lot on AM 940. I just suffered a senior moment. |
Peter Medeiros |
Posted - 04/18/2011 : 11:03:20 AM Jack, you're not that bad. It's Kaula `Ili. PM |
wcerto |
Posted - 04/18/2011 : 11:03:09 AM Kaula `Ili |