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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
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 Posted - 01/30/2009 : 12:26:53 AM
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I used to eat venison and plenty other critters in small kid time. Now I no can. I just think of the cute baby deers looking so curious at me and all schmooffy. How could you even want to shoot and kill them and eat them after you watch them being so cute? I would taste pheasant but nevah no pigeons lika Peurto Ricans ova heah like fo kaukau.
I do not even like Paul to cook his deer meat in my regular pans. He contaminate them with mad mojo, he pollutes my pans. Az y hahd. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
Edited by - wcerto on 01/30/2009 12:27:26 AM |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2009 : 12:28:32 AM
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| For thse of you who no speak dakine hillbilly - - schmoofy means cute and fluffy and adorable. Kinda like Paul. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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PoiDog
Lokahi
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Posted - 01/30/2009 : 07:02:04 AM
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Originally posted by guitarded
Those cute schmoofy baby deers grow up.
Das wat you get when you put female deea pee-pee all ovah and out from nowhea come one big daddy deea who like make whoopie. Notice how auntie kep da camera rolling...I ste rolling an tinking. "Uncle is gonna slap yo head if he live chru dis..." |
Aloha,
da Poi Dog |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2009 : 08:23:08 AM
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I couldn't believe someone takes a movie and da guy getting nock ina head by da deea. I hope you son no get nock in da head when he go by Kawika Sakugawa and get dem liddo deea.
Now, I would be sked dem wile pua`a. We saw some skull bones layin by da road when we went road to Hana. I get picha. Tusks still attached. I wanted to get fo make Paul one necklace wit da tusks, but. I asked Uncle Dennis Kamakahi wea can get, coz he weyah one lidat, he say gotta get da pua`a youseff and makem. Az y hahd. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
Edited by - wcerto on 01/30/2009 08:24:06 AM |
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rendesvous1840
Ha`aha`a
USA
1055 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2009 : 5:43:01 PM
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Most of what I got was made into sausage or burger. I started making breakfast sausage some years ago, then Italian sausage, now the guys I hunt with grind up most of what we shoot every year. Hard to get 'em to save a few steaks, even. I made bratwurst once, too. That was good, too.
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"A master banjo player isn't the person who can pick the most notes.It's the person who can touch the most hearts." Patrick Costello |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2009 : 02:39:01 AM
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Would they lest us bring something lidat? I mean ahdunno how it would survive a 12-hour day getting to Hawai`i, but if could figure a way.....
One time we were bringing locally made 100% pure genuiine maple syrup for Bla & Kathleen. Maple syrup is VERY expensive. I put it in my carry on so it would not get broken. Guess what? I forgot about the 3 oz. liquids rule of TSA. They took my maple syrup. Paul told the TSA guy to just take it home when they told us we could get out of line and mail it back home to ourselves. He said they could not take anything. It all went in the trash. So that is where Bla & Kathleen's maple syrup ended up. $$$$ down the drain. Next time, we did not bring them food.
But yeah, if there is any kinda stuff over here you like us bring, we can. By then local sweet corn would be at its perfect peak. And I know for a fact that Bobby Ingano LOVES Ohio sweet corn. He has `ohana over by Dayton, OH and lord knows ain't much over there but Wright-Patterson AFB and corn fields. Good thing we brought Jay-Boy a LeBron James shirt, who knows how long he will be here,
We could bring a big basket of Italian goodies, if could get past TSA. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2009 : 01:18:50 AM
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Should I feed the lady deer who has been entertaining our kitty so much? She has been here every night and dhas left a nice present on the sidewalk at the bottom of the porch steps. She must don't know where is da lua.
Deer have over-populated our area. Choke deer. But this one is alone. Girl deer usually travel with other girl deers. She is probably hapai, so I am really feeding two deer, most likely. If I feed her until all this snow melts - probably toward the end of March, then if I stop, will she be able to go it on her own, or would I be doing more harm than good? I nevah like the life of a poor critter to be on my conscience. One time I ran over a skunk in my car. That conscience bothered me for about a week. Pee-you. Poo-tank-ee!
Anyhow, I am thinking she is roaming our neighborhood looking for kaukau. Tis a dilemma for me because I love the critters.
Where is kanaka uka Omaopio Kawika Sakugawa when I need him?
Kanaka Uka Omaopio by Pekelo Cosma
there's a place on the island of Maui
on the slopes of Haleakala
wea my haole gal and I live in a hale
next to Kawika kou inoa.
you see this place it is filled w/kiawe
and the pipi he roams underneath
and when the sun goes down, Kawika makes his rounds, to feed all the animals a calling.
hui
Kawika,Kawika uka, come and feed us now
Kawika,Kawika uka, you're the only one that knows how Kawika,Kawika uta, the man with all the skill Kawika,Kawika Sakugawa, Kanaka Uka Omaopio.
in the morning when all is awaken
by this rooster he crows all night long
the goose and the doggies are a barking
singing the Omaopio love song.
when the sun goes down in the evening
and the animals they wait patiently
you see Kawika has this love, sent from up above to feed all the animals a calling.
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Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2189 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2009 : 3:53:48 PM
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| Eh, Wanda! At least da skunk wen get revenge! Even mo worse dan talk stink! |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2009 : 9:01:05 PM
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One thing I do not understand are some of the addresses. I do not know if they are like this on other islands, but O`hau, they get addresses like this: 12-3456 Nani St. What does that configuration mean? Over here the street numbering starts at a central location and the farther away from this location, the higher the number goes. Like my address is 179 and the next neighbor is 181 etc. One side of the street has odd number addresses and the other side has even number addresses. In Cleveland, the higher the number, the farther away from the "Public Square" center of the city for streets running east and west; For streets running north-south, the numberinig begins at Lake Erie on the north and increase the farther away from the lake. By the numbering convenetions you can tell if it is a east-west street or a north-sotuh street because one goes to 5 digit numbers and one only has 4 digit numbers. But on O`ahu, what do the dash numbers connotate? They must be confusing because when I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter, they seem to have great difficulty finding a specific house, maybe can find the street, but then they go where they think they are supposed to go and maybe 3 or 4 houses on the same piece of property. It confuses my too simple brain.
Az y hahd. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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braddah jay
Lokahi
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Posted - 02/03/2009 : 11:00:02 PM
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Braddah ed,you crack me up,das why always a joy to hear you chrow your 2 cents in.Da man of vasknaledge,hehehe figgah dat one out,not you braddah ed,not fair.Discernment to know what you can handle,and what you can't,leave it to da man up above,if he dunno braddah ed does.  |
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sm80808
Lokahi
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Posted - 02/03/2009 : 11:23:36 PM
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Originally posted by wcerto
But on O`ahu, what do the dash numbers connotate?
Aunty, I tink doze funky addresses are outside Honolulu.... Hea in town dey stay pretty much normal. At least that is how it is here in Palolo. I dunno though.... maybe i don't get out much :P
One ting cool... you eva go Kapahulu side. Going Diamond Head on Winam or Campbell Ave. they get da alphabetized street names. (Brokaw, Catherine, Duval, Esther, Fracis, George, Hayden) Maybe I am easily amused but I always though that was cool.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=3400+winam+ave+96816&sll=21.277198,-157.810364&sspn=0.007748,0.013905&g=3300+winam+ave+96816&ie=UTF8&ll=21.275218,-157.810653&spn=0.007748,0.013905&z=17
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
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Posted - 02/04/2009 : 07:49:35 AM
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| Wanda, my advice --- don't try to travel in Japan. For further explanation, I will let Momi handle. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2009 : 08:04:56 AM
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PS: My panties oni get da pukas dey s'post to have. Oni men wear bebedees and socks wit pukas. And pants and shorts and t shirts also too.
Girls don't do that. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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PoiDog
Lokahi
245 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2009 : 6:04:35 PM
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Originally posted by wcerto
One thing I do not understand are some of the addresses. I do not know if they are like this on other islands, but O`hau, they get addresses like this: 12-3456 Nani St. What does that configuration mean? Over here the street numbering starts at a central location and the farther away from this location, the higher the number goes. Like my address is 179 and the next neighbor is 181 etc. One side of the street has odd number addresses and the other side has even number addresses. In Cleveland, the higher the number, the farther away from the "Public Square" center of the city for streets running east and west; For streets running north-south, the numberinig begins at Lake Erie on the north and increase the farther away from the lake. By the numbering convenetions you can tell if it is a east-west street or a north-sotuh street because one goes to 5 digit numbers and one only has 4 digit numbers. But on O`ahu, what do the dash numbers connotate? They must be confusing because when I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter, they seem to have great difficulty finding a specific house, maybe can find the street, but then they go where they think they are supposed to go and maybe 3 or 4 houses on the same piece of property. It confuses my too simple brain.
Az y hahd.
The company on O`ahu for whom I used to work explained it as follows. My disclaimer is that it was in 1970 and some of the details have been long lost. Expeshally, since I do not live on said moku any mowa...
OK. I goin' staht. By da time you pau read dis, you goin be mo dizzy den da clock ste goin' backwards (or counterclockwise, as I will explain further)... Bruddah Duke! Check dis out! My cells not all ded from oko-haul poisoning!
Numbah 1. Firs ting, tink of Nu'uanu Avenue as the de-maka-fa-keshin line, which it iz. Nu`uanu goes makai to mauka....If you ste upsidedown flipped ovah, den you gotta tink mauka to makai, but I tink makai to mauka mo E-Z. Numbering east (Koko Head) of Nu`uanu begins at 1 and ascends...(I am so proud of dat word). Numbering west of Nu`uanu also starts with 1 and ascends towards the west (Ewa) direction. Headed east (Koko Head), starting with Nu`uanu Avenue is also where the streets are preceeded by South. On the West (ewa) side of Nu`uanu are the Norths...OK so fah? No so fa`a, but so far, as Brundage would say. Da 2nd paht of dis firs paht is: 1 stahts at the kai an goes up from dea to the mauka. OK? Low numbahs on the ocean, and den ascends (ahhhhh, I tink I goin use dat word plenty). Suppose to be odd on da Ewa side of the ka`ala and even on da Koko Head side (ohhhh.....mebbe I get dat bass-ackwards  ). But any way, odd on one side...even on da uddah side of the roads going makai to mauka. Same ting on da roads going parallel (hooooo....one nuddah hundred dollah word ) to da ocean...odd on da makai side of da road, even on da mauka side of da road. Get 'em?
Numbah 2. Everyting is chrown out outside of the Honolulu District. Honolulu District is bounded by Ko`olau ridge line on da mauka, and ocean on da makai (duuuuuuh!). To da west da boundary is da kahawai nexto Aloha Stadium. My days, nevah had Aloha Stadium, so we wen call 'em da Pearl City Groin (no ax me why was one groin), and da stream wen from da mountain to the ocean (hoooo...even waaaay back den, da riwas wen flow from da mountains to da oceans...) Plus, Moses nevah even had to do noting...Jes li'dat! Da uddah side of da Honolulu District (da east boundary) is da Makapu`u Point an run one imaginary line to the ridgeline of the Ko`olau Mountains. Da 2nd paht of dis paht. Da sequential numbering that started heading west (Ewa) from Nu`uanu ends at the riwa bed by Aloha Stadium. Da sequential numbering headed east (Koko Head) from Nu`uanu, ends at Makapu`u Point.
Numbah 3. Peecha O`ahu...all by herself. Go counterclockwise. (No ax me why dey wen do 'em counterclockwise and not da way da clock go, which as fah as I no, is clockwise ...)Stahting at Waimanalo (OK...Makapu`u Beach) From da boundary wit da Honolulu District, of which da boundary is Makapu`u Point, da numbering stats at 40-dash-three-digit numbahs ascending in da direction of Laie. Now, on da makai to mauka streets, dey used to use da 40-dash-three-digit ascending numbahs, small numbahs on da ocean, goin biggah towards da mountain; or ascending from makai to mauka. If dey still do 'em li-dat, I dunno. Get 'em so fah?
Numbah 4.From Waimanalo, which staht at 40-dash-three-digit ascending to the next community; Kailua is 42-dash-three-digit ascending... Kaneone is 44 to 46-dash-three-digit ascending. Likewise all around da island. Dis goes on an on around O`ahu, until it gets back to da riwa nexto Aloha Stadium...Pearl City, is 99-dash-three-digit ascending, until it ends at the boundary and the numbahs is 99-999.
I know Wahiawa an Mililani is somewhea in da 92 to 95-dash-three-digit ascending. Waianae, I tink is 84-dash-three-digit ascending an den works its way to da Kapolei or Ewa plain. Den it join-up someplace by Waipahu an finally meet up wit Pearl City, whea da cycle en...at da en along da riwa. Pau. Whew! Piula! See how EZ? Nobody can get lost if you follow me...
I disclaim anyting I wen write if was wrong... Chapman...he keep acting tan-ta-ran. I like see da buggah get broom-waxed by one small kid again...Waz like one small fly swappah!
I donno why I wen tink of dis. I miss my muddah yelling at 3 clock in da morning..."Dammit...You boys! Put da damn seat down."
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Aloha,
da Poi Dog |
Edited by - PoiDog on 02/05/2009 10:40:46 AM |
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Momi
Lokahi
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Posted - 02/04/2009 : 7:29:12 PM
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PoiDog, dat was brilliant, braddah. I could feel laughter ascending from my consciousness.
Re addresses in Japan: I can only speak to addresses in Kyoto and Tokyo.
In Kyoto, the address describes the location from larger land divisions to smaller. The address of the Kyoto Dai-Ni Tower Hotel, f'rinstance, was Kyoto-shi (Kyoto City) Shimogyo-ku (Lower Kyoto Ward), Higashi-Too-in (East Too-in Street), Nanajo sagaru (below Seventh Avenue). There's no "house" number (but there is a postal code).
In Tokyo, addresses can be so obtuse that strangers have to ask the local police office where such-and-such an address is. F'rexample, the address of the Hotel Grand City was Toshima-ku (Toshima Ward), Higashi Ikebukuro (East Ikebukuro, a district in Tokyo) 1-30-7. The last three numbers are descriptive, but are not an address number that we'd recognize. The numbers refer to ever-smaller district/block/lot numbers. The only time we ever saw an explicit map of lot numbers was outside of the subway station in Ebisu, another Tokyo district, trying to find a raamen shop (that didn't exist any more). We finally found that out because we asked a local.
Please don't ask me to translate the above into pidgin. It was bad enough just translating it into English.
In an attempt to stay topical (to the extent this thread is topical), here's a picture of extremely cute guitars we saw on our Japan trip:
Notice the Hello Kitty one upper right. |
Edited by - Momi on 02/04/2009 7:41:47 PM |
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