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thumbstruck
Ahonui

USA
2189 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2009 :  11:46:26 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I had one friend, had one gas fired wok. Ho! Da ting was giant, could cook one whole pork roast insai. Azz what we did, in da order Al wen say. Da pork all cube up, browned, den da onions, den da garlic, da ginger, da shoyu, Sarocha sauce, brown sugar, one beeg pot rice. ONO!
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wcerto
Ahonui

USA
5052 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2009 :  1:07:41 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If I put da wok outsai on da gas grill, could I get it hot enough?

This week I am making stuffed cabbage. Paul is going to make some pheasants. I told him I would "try" it -- ah dunno. They look like scrawny chicken to me. He is outsai right now going to pulehu some rib steaks. First time this year for da charcoal grill. Today it is 70 degrees.

And how about the oddah day the Cleveland Indians wen beat the Yankees at the new stadium. (No talk about the next day when da Yankees beat da Indians. At least Grady wen hit a grand slam fo da Indians on da first day).

Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda
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noeau
Ha`aha`a

USA
1105 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2009 :  3:58:38 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Try make cake noodles (min biang) cripsy outsai sof insai. First you boil da noodles den drain um and put insai da fry pan wit peanut oil fry til crpsy den huli and do da same ting on da oddah sai. Whoa broke da mout wen you put da stir fry stuff on top.

No'eau, eia au he mea pa'ani wale nō.

Edited by - noeau on 04/18/2009 3:59:21 PM
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thumbstruck
Ahonui

USA
2189 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2009 :  8:30:56 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
From personal kine experience, Noeau can cook! Ono beef stew!
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wcerto
Ahonui

USA
5052 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  01:34:32 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What happened to the one where he stay slurping da noodles ova and ova and ova......

They showed on Food channel where one Pake guy make noodles, ho, amazing. Italian noodle making just not quite the same. The Italians roll the dough out on a gadget called a chitarra (like a paisan style guitar) for cut out the noodles.

Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda
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noeau
Ha`aha`a

USA
1105 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  07:18:29 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Have WOK will Travel. My guitar no slice noodles but I noodle a lot on it.

No'eau, eia au he mea pa'ani wale nō.

Edited by - noeau on 06/09/2009 07:19:10 AM
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PoiDog
Lokahi

245 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  07:50:56 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Las week I wen visit my sick bruddah in Kaneohe...No not da pupule hale, but he live Kaneohe by da Memorial Park.

Anyways, from dea, straight Waimalu branch Chun Wah Kam (I nevah like go into town, but I tink Char Hung Sut was close awreddy). One dozen char siu steam manapua, half-dozen baked, 2 dozen pork hash, half-dozen half-moons and 4 steam 9-layer rice cake an....fo da win, one double order roas-tuk cake noodle. Almos miss my plane home. Lucky bruddah in blue unda da ovahpass on da murdacycle was undastanding...also 'cause my name kinda familia in cop circles, but in da good way LOL!

At da airport, da TSA guy wen give me da look...Sista on HawaiianAir wit 6 hawaiian bracelets on each hand, she had one mout watering look, "Uncle, I can come eat your house?" Oni if you one termite...Nah, nah, nah, I said shua. But she nevah come. Took me 2 days wit da kids ovah fo eat all dat...

Aloha,
da Poi Dog

Edited by - PoiDog on 06/09/2009 07:57:11 AM
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PoiDog
Lokahi

245 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  11:49:18 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by guitarded
[brAnden I let out one loud *oink* fo pay homage to da pua'a popoki dat provided for me dat meal.



Fix't. You shudda "meeeeeooooow"....nah, nah, nah.

Aloha,
da Poi Dog
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Retro
Ahonui

USA
2368 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  1:38:16 PM  Show Profile  Visit Retro's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Why is "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" playing on my mental jukebox just now?
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PoiDog
Lokahi

245 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  1:43:41 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by guitarded

Anuddah ting I heard is evah since Chun Wah Kam opened up in Waimalu, da cat popalashen went down ova deya too. How you figgah?


Dey had wun small plate wit pieces of small curvey hard white stuff fo pick yo teet. Wen look almos eggzakly like wun popoki claw! NAH! I ste boo-lyin! < I like dat wun!

Methinks Taropatch.net has been exposed to an entire new world of ethnic diversity! LOL!

I not goin' tell about da hoss and da big tongan family luau in Kihei...

Aloha,
da Poi Dog

Edited by - PoiDog on 06/09/2009 1:47:28 PM
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cpatch
Ahonui

USA
2187 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  2:20:27 PM  Show Profile  Visit cpatch's Homepage  Send cpatch an AOL message  Reply with Quote
What's a half moon?

Craig
My goal is to be able to play as well as people think I can.
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noeau
Ha`aha`a

USA
1105 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2009 :  9:16:44 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Half moon is har gau. E Ed you da man!

No'eau, eia au he mea pa'ani wale nō.
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sirduke58
`Olu`olu

USA
993 Posts

Posted - 07/02/2009 :  2:53:34 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hoooo brah some shame I stay. I wen totalee foget about dat one. So since you wen put one gun to my hed and stay twiss my ahm. I goin' force myself fo' endure da dreadful task of consuming one of doze horribly juicy lookin' Buttahfish Laulaus fo' your sake.No worry brah I geddum, I goin' tuff dis one out jess fo' youNah nah nah brah tanx fo' da remindah I goin' check 'um out & give you one full repoht.

Hoof Hearted?...Was it you Stu Pedaso?
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sirduke58
`Olu`olu

USA
993 Posts

Posted - 07/02/2009 :  4:59:37 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah but dey ony make 'um on Fridays and dat give me oddah daze of da week fo' foget.Da odds not in my favahAz y hahd wen stay rite undah your noze and you no can find 'um

Hoof Hearted?...Was it you Stu Pedaso?
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noeau
Ha`aha`a

USA
1105 Posts

Posted - 07/03/2009 :  08:54:45 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Duke write yourself one note and tape um on your guitar. So when you get up in da AM you spahk um right away.

No'eau, eia au he mea pa'ani wale nō.
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